Just kidding. You're probably not all jerks. My name is Mel, and I am jerk. A lovable jerk.
Anyway, I've always wanted a blog. Most of my ideas have failed due to lack of effort on my part. I also generally lack events in my life worth blogging about. I mean I have interests for Pete's sake, but honestly there are people much better equipped to write about music, politics, and food. I approach music with a Awesome or Not Awesome stamp. My politics are best explained by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show. And I eat way too many Lean Pockets to ever really food blog. Now, the solution is apparent. I shall write about wrestling. I will try to write the majority of these posts from beneath my WWE comforter featuring Triple H (AWESOME!), The Undertaker (AWESOME!), and John Cena (Can't win 'em all. . .).
By tomorrow I hope to post my predictions, hopes, and fears regarding Wrestlemania 27. I'm still crying into my beers at night because I can't find a public place to watch it, and I can't afford to order the PPV by myself. Which brings me to another important point: UFC sucks. Stop showing this crap in bars, restaurants, public places with giant TVs. Stupid UFC! These places used to carry my beloved wrestling programs.
El Fin.
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