Everyone is very excited. I am mostly excited because STONE COLD IS COMING BACK AND I HOPE HE STUNS STUPID MICHAEL COLE AND THAT DUMBASS JACK SWAGGER (Honestly, Jack Swagger and Dolph Ziggler are sort of interchangeable in my opinion. It's just like one douche alert after another, except one follows Vickie around, while the other is being put in the spotlight because of Michael Cole. And I have to tell you... if your career's current highpoint is being partnered with Michael Cole, you need to re-evaluate your life and job. Srsly.) I will be in Atlanta for the blessed event, but not in attendance. I will be at RAW the following night, though, to see comments from the loser of the HHH/Undertaker epic face off. We will all be partying in honor of the introduction of Shawn Michaels into the WWE Hall of Fame. Mel and I will be particularly excited, because we will think of/comment on the five jerkoffs that sat in front of us at the last RAW we went to in St. Louis. They apparently hate Shawn Michaels. Also on their hate list: kittens, baby Jesus, and action figures.
I am moving off point. Anyway, we will be profiling our favorite matches and choosing sides. Obviously, I want Triple H to beat the Undertaker. Even though The Undertaker is my 3rd favorite wrestler of all time, my love for Triple H trumps my love for the streak. I'm also hoping The Miz tries to come out for some odd reason and gets pummeled by them both, leading to a giant hug between HHH and Taker, and perhaps some skipping off to a bar that I'm frequenting at that time. Shut up; a girl can dream.
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