World Heavyweight Champion Match Edge v Alberto del Rio
I’m rooting for Edge. I like Edge a lot especially when he’s being douche. So I want Edge to win and be douchey about it. I was overcome with happiness when Edge and Christian appeared together on RAW this past Monday. It was the first time in 6 years! Basically, I want Edge to win and then come back to RAW bringing Christian with him. K, thanks.
WWE Champion The Miz vs John Cena
I hate The Miz. As stated previously, he is nawesome. NOT AWESOME. I am not a big John Cena fan, and certainly can’t be a fan of his homophobic statements in the past. That being said, at the last RAW event Amber and I attended there was this super cool 9 year old next to me. He called Snooki an Oompa Loompa and yelled at The Miz that St. Louis hates him. Well, this rad little dude was a John Cena fan. So I’m going to cheer for Cena in his honor.
But seriously, Cena, we CAN see you. Are you like part ostrich?!
The Undertaker vs Triple H
I will cry if this match really ends either one of their careers. My top 3 wrestlers are #1. Shawn Michaels and then I’ve considered Triple H and The Undertaker to tie for second. I mean Triple H is just freaking awesome, and The Undertaker is so good at just being scary. Plus, he’s like 7’ tall and could walk on the top rope! That’s badass. Let us not forget his casket matches. I mean if anyone builds you a casket that’s just freaky scary. Undertaker is so awesome.
My love for DX, originally started by HBK and HHH, has determined who I am cheering for in the end. Triple H has to win. It kills me that HBK had to retire from just this kind of match. Undertaker, as badass as you are, you cannot end the careers of both HBK and HHH. But please don’t retire if you lose. Please.
Finally, I believe all 3 of these men have a large amount of respect for each other. Triple H and Shawn Michaels are best friends. The Undertaker, Triple H, and HBK all said some really respectful stuff about each other last Monday. I want Shawn to stand by Triple H at Wrestlemania. I still believe he will. You should never run out of the ring and leave your best friend just standing there!!
Triple H. You’re my choice. I ordered the grey shirt you’ve worn the past couple weeks. I will probably wear it all Sunday and Monday assuming it gets here on time.
“You make the rules, and we will break them.” –DX. A good DX quote goes a long way.
Randy Orton vs CM Punk
During this match I want the ring to become a molten pit of lava. Except this lava is also super acidic and will melt the both of these guys into some unrecognizable goop. I really super dislike CM Punk and Randy Orton. RKO, you should NOT hear voices in your head. And why must you snort and drool and whatnot? That’s gross. It looks like you have a really bad respiratory infection. Also please please stop with that awful song about the voices. I refuse to make light of psychological disorders, and you clearly don’t have one. You’re just dumb. CM Punk, you need to wear more substantial bottoms. Your current choice makes me uncomfortable. Amber has some serious beef with you so I’m going to leave that to her. Just know I hate you.
John Morrison, Trish Stratus & Snooki vs Dolph Ziggler & Lay Cool
I am quite torn by this. I want good things for Trish Stratus, and don’t like Lay Cool. Sadly, Snooki needs to get away from my WWE. The WWE has a bad enough reputation without allowing Jersey Shore cast members on the show. Also, I’m mad that the Jersey Shore is going to Italy! Ugh, MTV do not expose the poor people of Italy to these greasy orange binge drinkers. That’s not the point of this blog, but I want Snooki to lose and get off wrestling. She doesn’t need to be on RAW any more than The Situation needs to be Comedy Central. But seriously, that was so bad that you have to see it. Google what that idiot said at the Donald Trump Roast. OK, so in conclusion, I won’t go as far as saying I want Lay Cool & Dolph Ziggler to win. I want to Trish to win, but I want Snooki to lose more. So many mixed feelings!
United States Champion Sheamus vs Daniel Bryan
I don’t have strong feelings about this match. Basically, Sheamus creeps me out so I’m going to cheer for Daniel Bryan. Although, if I were watching Wrestlemania I would use this match as a good time to get more snacks/beer.
Eight-Man Tag Team Match
Big Show, Kane, Vladimir Kozlov & Santino Marella have to win. Big Show and Kane!!! The other 2 aren’t bad either, but Kane and the Big Show!
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