Dudes. When you Google Mason Ryan (don't judge me for Googling wrestlers! I'm a curious girl!), some of the automatic drop down option thingers are "Mason Ryan Batista", "Mason Ryan Batista's Brother", "Mason Ryan looks like Batista", and my personal favorite "is Mason Ryan really Batista?". This makes me laugh really hard, as I was just joking about that earlier. Mason Ryan is a creepy rip off of Batista, but he doesn't even have a weird belly button tattoo to make fun of. He's just all angry and large and creepy and has the psycho face. Seriously, I never thought I would fear for Randy Orton, but last night's RAW brought me to new levels of concern for oily Randy Orton's welfare. I mean, I think that gang ups are really obnoxious on either front (I even frowned upon them when Evolution took part in them), but Randy Orton looked like a sad sack of tattooed meat that had melted due to awkward weather conditions. And then all of New Nexus (new Nexus, old Nexus - in any form, all Nexus is Bad Nexus in my opinion) took on the creepy crazy face! New Batista, CM Punk! Jeez dudes. Jeez.
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