Monday, May 23, 2011
Thursday, May 19, 2011
No news is good news, right?
Mel is in Canada for the summer, so I will probably be doing most of the updating of this blog (while also asking her questions such as "do they have grocery stores in Canada?", "what time is it there?", and "have you seen any yaks?"). I am still cranky about Christian losing his title to dumb Randy Orton. And if there have been any recent developments in this storyline, I wouldn't know because I am still boycotting Smackdown. Christian is so cute! How could they take the title away from him?! WHERE IS THE PEEP SHOW?!!?
The Miz is still annoying and dumb and I don't understand how on Earth he is still involved in any sort of title match. Alex Riley needs to get a real job. I'm hoping that they will finally end this whole Michael Cole/Jerry Lawler spectacle soon, now that the All-American Speech Impediment (Jack Swagger) has abandoned his job as Cole's back up. I am still waiting on The Undertaker and Triple H to come back and do something, anything, to make me happy about the WWE again. The one thing that I have been pleased with is seeing Kane and Big Show on RAW again. I love them both and I like it when they kick CM Punk's ass. It is simply not believable that CM Punk would get the drop on either of these men (even with creepy Batista look alike in tow), so I fast forward through those dumb parts and pretend they didn't happen.
I recently acquired a Macho Man Randy Savage action figure from the 80's. It is awesome and big enough to fight my Wolverine action figure, who was previously undefeated due to his large size and ability to growl. Seriously, he can growl and say badass Wolverine stuff.
I am probably going to start integrating TNA talk into this blog as well. I am the only one that watches TNA out of us, because I have the love for Chyna (I have not seen her porn, as others have, so I am not put off by that). There are pros and cons of TNA (recently renamed iMPACT!). Pros would be: Chyna returning to wrestling, Mick Foley, Ric Flair, and Mickie James. They all have prominent story lines and were some of my favorite WWE wrestlers that were let go/couldn't wrestle anymore for a variety of reasons. Cons: everything else. Their branding is horrible. They have a tag team named "Beer Money", which is essentially a rip off of Stone Cold Steve Austin's entire wrestling and real life persona. I despise Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff. But it is interesting to have some new themes and wrestlers to love and hate and feel 11 about again.
The Miz is still annoying and dumb and I don't understand how on Earth he is still involved in any sort of title match. Alex Riley needs to get a real job. I'm hoping that they will finally end this whole Michael Cole/Jerry Lawler spectacle soon, now that the All-American Speech Impediment (Jack Swagger) has abandoned his job as Cole's back up. I am still waiting on The Undertaker and Triple H to come back and do something, anything, to make me happy about the WWE again. The one thing that I have been pleased with is seeing Kane and Big Show on RAW again. I love them both and I like it when they kick CM Punk's ass. It is simply not believable that CM Punk would get the drop on either of these men (even with creepy Batista look alike in tow), so I fast forward through those dumb parts and pretend they didn't happen.
I recently acquired a Macho Man Randy Savage action figure from the 80's. It is awesome and big enough to fight my Wolverine action figure, who was previously undefeated due to his large size and ability to growl. Seriously, he can growl and say badass Wolverine stuff.
I am probably going to start integrating TNA talk into this blog as well. I am the only one that watches TNA out of us, because I have the love for Chyna (I have not seen her porn, as others have, so I am not put off by that). There are pros and cons of TNA (recently renamed iMPACT!). Pros would be: Chyna returning to wrestling, Mick Foley, Ric Flair, and Mickie James. They all have prominent story lines and were some of my favorite WWE wrestlers that were let go/couldn't wrestle anymore for a variety of reasons. Cons: everything else. Their branding is horrible. They have a tag team named "Beer Money", which is essentially a rip off of Stone Cold Steve Austin's entire wrestling and real life persona. I despise Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff. But it is interesting to have some new themes and wrestlers to love and hate and feel 11 about again.
Saturday, May 14, 2011
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Sorry for the lack of updates. Mel and I have been busy. Mel with important school stuff, me with drinking and opening birthday presents. Life is tough, you know.
ANYWAY, I don't really have anything to say except that I am pissed off that the WWE took away Christian's title after FIVE DAYS to give it to douchebag Randy Orton. and I am protesting Smackdown because of it. Also, where is my beloved Triple H??
In other news, I started watching TNA because I heard they're bringing Chyna back! What!
Lastly, R Truth is dumb.
ANYWAY, I don't really have anything to say except that I am pissed off that the WWE took away Christian's title after FIVE DAYS to give it to douchebag Randy Orton. and I am protesting Smackdown because of it. Also, where is my beloved Triple H??
In other news, I started watching TNA because I heard they're bringing Chyna back! What!
Lastly, R Truth is dumb.
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